Fritz Henderson resigns as General Motors CEO; Daughter steps up as supreme biatch (NSFW)

According to the entire friggin’ internet (and especially Jalopnik.com and Associated Press via AOL Money), Fritz Henderson has “stepped down” from his position at General Motors. And by “stepped down,” we mean he got in a pissing match with the board, and everyone dropped the relationship like it’s hot.

Henderson originally took the job last March, after former CEO Rick Wagoner was kicked out by the White House Auto Task Force. Henderson, a 25-year veteran of The General, was upset over “second guessing,” while the board was upset that the turnaround was taking so long. Because turning around one of the world’s largest companies, which has lost money since before your parents were born, is one of those weekend DIY jobs. Seriously, Home Depot has an entire aisle of crap for this kinda thing.

Of course, the real story is how the Henderson family like, oh my gawd, sooooooo totally showed them who’s, like, boss and stuff. Fritz’ daughter, Sarah Henderson, made her feelings known to the world on the General Motors facebook page:

“HE F***ING GOT ASKED TO STEP DOWN ALL OF YOU F***ING IDIOTS. IM FRITZ’S F***ING DAUGHTER, AND HE DID NOT F***ING RESIGN. WHITACRE IS A SELFISH PIECE OF SHIFT, WHO CARES ABOUT HIMSELF AND NOT THE F***ING COMPANY. HAVE FUN WITH GM, I HOPE TO NEVER BUY FROM THIS GOD FORESAKEN COMPANY EVERY AGAIN. F*** ALL OF YOU.”

And here’s proof I’m not just making it up, courtesy of Jalopnik.com: